Yeah, we both have a LEETLE grudge against the University.

Oh, and I can't really pee standing up.

So we wanted to start at the Red Door West because I've never been to the one on the west side and I wanted to see if I could get Brent to check out the skeletons in the floor. We couldn't find it for some crazy reason so we went to Jackson's instead. We originally intended to go to Kazu but it was closed. Thanks for the notice, Kaz!

Public art abounds in the village!

We tried to drink at Bosco's but no one wanted to serve us, so we did decide to go to the Red Door West which we found. I wanted Brent to try Yazoo Pale.

Your sound effect for this picture: "ah ha ha ha ha ha."

They didn't have Yazoo Pale at Red Door West, so he settled for a Stella. Well, not so much settled, more like insisted. We sat at the lady tables.

A lady always lifts her pinky when double fisting mixed drinks and beer.

The Red Door West seems pretty cool. We did not check out the skeletons, though. I've been told differing reasons why they're there:

• One of the employees at the RDEast told me it's because the building used to be a funeral home


• Someone who asked someone at the RDWest said it's so guys can check out girls from the front or the back, depending on preference.

We finally get the Yazoo Pale at the Broadway Brewhouse! Only Brent's the dd so he just had a sip, but he seemed to appreciate it. We had queso and chips at the Brewhouse we talked about boys.

We wrapped up the evening at Cafe Coco. The spinach dip there is AMAZING. I wanted to marry it, but settled for letting it get to second.

Then Brent drove me home, picked up a few Frangos, and went back to the ancestral manse. We kind of wanted to drink mini bottles of champagne and watch Margaret Cho: Assassin but we're getting too old for that shit so we settled for calling it a night.