I worked the morning shift at the ole second job today. I found out that the kitchen usually brings delicious food to the girl who works the day shift. I was shocked! All they bring me are dwarf bottles of water. I can't complain, though, because the bottles ARE cute.

I learned that there aren't any poisonous snakes or spiders in Michigan, which sounds like a good way to live if you ask me. There are panthers, though.

There are actually birds in the bird house at the Nashville Zoo.

I hate wearing makeup. My sister did that thing drag queens do where they powder up their cleavage to make it look deeper. However, with DDs this is not as necessary. On a similar note, I can share bras with my sister. One year ago this was not possible. Yay for smaller boobies!

Enough liquor and everyone's a dancer.

Free booze plus a designated driver does not always equal fun drunken Leah. I almost crashed on the couch at the Richland Country Club. I've had a long week and it all of a sudden hit me at the Christmas party. I did discover the gimlet, which is my new drink of choice. Tom Collins, I want a divorce.

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