For some reason I build up the static electricity like CRAZY. Seriously, I can't walk two feet without building up static. I try to ground myself when I think about it, but sometimes I don't and my ipod earbuds will shock the hell out of my ears. It's freaky. I mean, my coworkers can hear the static discharge from ten feet away. When I unlock my desk you can see a spark jump from the key to the lock.

If I could harness this static power I'd be a badass superhero.