I've noticed that lots of folks with a web presence are using this time to beg for gifts from their readers/listeners/etc. Not to be outdone, here's my list. If you enjoy the hard hitting blogging you get here at schmoovenet.com, please dig deep and make this a merry christmas!

I want:

• To see the episode of Designing Women where they go to New Orleans and Suzanne goes head to head with the drag queen.
  
• Tea with Austin Scarlett
  
• A good poop
  
• Wireless internet at my second job
  
• world peace
  
• Brutal honesty from boys
  
• 2005 to be over
  
• a phd in pop culture
  
• drinks with Teri B.
  
• to eat whatever I want without gaining weight
  
• To have today and tomorrow off at my second job
  
• local availablity of frangos
  
• all my friends in the same place for an hour
  
• every episode of mtv's true life on DVD