I'm sleepy today, but it's my own damn fault. Well, I suppose I could blame MTV, but I will take responsibility for this one. See, when they're showing the True Life with the Jersey Shore girls, well, I'm watching it. My sister and I have seen it so many times that we can recite most of the lines from memory. I realize how sad it is to admit this, but I try to hold nothing back from you, gentle reader. I feel as though we have this special bond, you and I. I think, yes, I'm falling in love with you. Am I moving too fast? I'll back off. It's just that I love you so! Don't you understand? I can't fight this feeling anymore!

Anyway, so True Life, I'm a Jersey Shore Girl was on last night. It makes me want to visit Seaside Heights and party at Merge. Between the shore girls, Tommy (who also summers in Seaside Heights), and Anthony (the bodybuilder) I think a NJ trip is in order.

Why isn't MTV releasing these on DVD?