For those of you who don't know, I've been off my diet for about, oh, thirteen months now. I've barely exercised also. It should come as no surprise that i've gained a little weight. Not much, but enough that my clothes are getting a little too snug. So I'm walking around wearing these lovely FUPA accentuating outfit and I'm told...

...my waist looks tiny in this outfit.

Wow. And here I'm feeling like a manatee. I think it's the padded push up.