I go for my morning potty trip to discover that the ladies' room is
closed for the day. Apparently they're working on this building. Never
mind that they say this building will be torn down some time in the near
future, it's PROGRESS! So I head down two floors to the available potty
where things are similar but different. This may be a perception issue,
but the toilets and sinks seem to be an inch or two lower. The
auto-flush sensor is much more sensitive. On the plus side they do have
those clever little feminine product trash cans in the stalls. Yes, we
do have an employee restroom here, but the nature of my visit would not
be appreciated by those with offices in close proximity to said restrooms.

Yeah, I'm talking about poop.