My mobile posts don't seem to be making it. Grr. Well, here's a quick run down:

Worked yesterday. Some dumbass was letting a child somewhere between infant and toddler crawl and half-ass walk around our lobby. Cute, right? Except stupid parent kept letting baby play around the AUTOMATIC DOOR. That's right. The door that I saw crush a giant honeybee one time. This wasn't the parent I don't think, it was some other sort of relative. I do believe that parents, etc are getting too overprotective and the days of wrapping children in bubble wrap are very close at hand, but a fucking automatic door? What the hell?

Yesterday I went to my favorite local ultratrendy clothing store to do some shopping for my Texas trip. I'd name it, but if you live in the Nashville area you can probably figure it out. They were having an amazing sale, I managed to get two cute skirts for around $30. Nice. But I was dismayed to find that some items they carried were--well, the best way to put this is to ask if you're familiar with what the ladies on Flavor of Love wear? Yeah, that.

More jewelry coming soon on e-bay so BUY IT, BITCHES.