I was often the picked last kid in school. I'm not exactly the most athletic. In fact, I'm so unathletic that a gym teacher took pity on me and let me walk laps on the track instead of participating in team sports that would end with scornful glances from my classmates due to my athletic nonprowess.

But in elementary school I was a LEGEND at Kickball. I was always picked close to first and was almost always the pitcher. I remember one day pitching Kickball in my folding Ferrari knockoff sunglasses. I was that fucking cool. However, that was where it began and ended.

So there are adult Kickball leagues. This is not surprising in the least, what with my generation unwilling to let go of youth.