I stood in line for a half hour at Divorcee Acres Mall in order to vote. We had a few amendments and stuff but the biggies were Senate (taking over Frist's seat), Governor (there's an incumbent there), and a measure to define marriage as solely existing between a man and a woman. Because it's really the government's job to determine who you do and do not commit to stand beside for the rest of your life (no, it shouldn't be--I find that sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet).

I voted in what used to be an abercrombie and fitch. I prefer to remember A&F the way it was when the mall first opened: lots of plaid and khakis, lots of books. In fact, the plaid carpet is still there. Now it's just a monument to nubile flesh exposure.

I bought my condo almost four years ago for around 80K. Similar units in my neighborhood are now selling for around 100K. Any realtors want to take up my cause?