Have you seen Jenna Jameson lately? I don't mean around your neighborhood, I mean on the television, internets, the back room at your video store. Hey, I'm not here to judge. I've caught parts of the Big in 06 awards and she was a presenter. I think she's about my age if not a scoche older. Having said all that...

So, I always thought that Jenna was beautiful. Seriously, the kind of beauty that you can see even without the piles of makeup on her face. But on the Big in 06 awards she looks, well, awful. As I mentioned she's close to my age but has already fallen victim to the plastic surgeon. She's got the cat eyes, the puffy lips usually seen on women twice her age. On top of that she's caught the hollywood skinny virus--you know, the one that results in prominent sternum and toothpick arms? The beef jerky look?

I'd post images but I'm a little afraid of what the google image search feature might turn up.

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