Haiku
Every now and then I get into a haiku writing mood. I thought for fun I'd post some of them here. Most of them were originally posted on the slacker bulletin board.
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By me
For Brian
For Wildharber
For Freddie Prinze
For Windrow
For Laura
Survivor
Chico and the Man
For My Tongue Piercing
For My Loser Friends
An Invitation
The Lone Gunmen
The Dress I Bought Today
For Kel from Survivor
For TV
Apple Juice
Bam Margera
Work
Steve Irwin
By other folks
Golden Girls by Brent, Me, and David and Jerianne
Haiku for Wildharber by Wildharber
The Beatles by Wildharber
For the Next Party by Wildharber
Smoking by Wildharber
Kentucky by Wildharber
Haiku by me
Brian LOVES his sheep
Why else is it named Laura?
Think about that one.
David: Enigma
Practically a stranger
Nice ass though, stranger
Shaven headed prick
Looks like Wayne Wayne Wayne jr.
And calls me a slut
Freddie Prinze, comic
He was a funny mofo
His son sucks ass though
He sure does like beer.
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer.
Damn, he sure likes beer.
No heroine she.
"Save the world or party on?
Fuck it, pass the booze."
Probst is a cutie.
Probably pokin Varner.
Jeff on Jeff action!
Crotchety old guy
Funny Freddie in tight pants
Still, it sorta sucked.
Job interview time
Internally threaded bar
I'll miss you, old pal
Uncreative fucks
Can't even write damn haiku
Damn I hate you guys.
Half past nine tonight
Twenty seven b stroke six
Leave now to get here.
Pedophile old guy
Langly looks like Garth Algar
Byars is cute though.
I bought a wrap dress
It has a funky pattern
That will freak you out.
Jerri led the crowd
Telling tales of beef jerky
He was just wankin'
Reality shows
Every network has a few
I should be on one.
I buy apple juice,
It always tastes fermented
Though I just bought it.
He is on jackass
And he fucks with his parents
Who don't get pissed off
If anyone else
Asks me about my weekend
I'm fuckin quitting
This man is crazy
I think he just humped that croc
Crikey, he's a freak
Haiku by other folks
Autumn Moonlight Walk
Fast footsteps, soft behind you.
Turn, it's Bea Arthur.
Knowing my friend Brent was a big Bea fan I sent it to him. This is what he sent back:
Read the haiku "BOO"
Dreaming now of Dor-o-thy
My moment of Zen
Four matrons, time-worn
Hold vigil in a kitchen
Eating more cheesecake
Gilded shimmering
as sunlight on the ocean
lovely golden girls
Old Lady Nylund,
Simple-souled Minnesotan,
Chided by the rest
Here are mine:
Ham Lushbaugh's in town!
"Maybe some other time, Blanche"
"That was Virginia!"
Shady Pines burned down!
Sofia gets the last room.
Look out, Dorothy!
Harry's kids move in,
No room for more characters,
Looks like a spin off!
There was a gay chef.
He was in the first few shows.
What happened to him?
If I see that show
With the lottery ticket
I'll shoot my T.V.
From David and Jerianne:
Who would write haiku
about the damn Golden Girls
again and again?
Haiku for Wildharber by Wildharber
want to know something?
david, female conqueror
who's your daddy, bitch?
john, paul, george, ringo
greatest band ever to play
norwegian wood bitch
For the Next Party By Wildharber
May, next big party
david on brian action
somebody will cum
bearers of the death
you enrich my life ten-fold
i love smokey treats
Kentucky has lost now,
life is not worth living
better luck next year
and my reply:
I think you should know
basketball is for pussies
real men watch hockey
wildharber's reply:
hockey a sport, eh?
bunch of toothless bitch pansies
see a dentist please
